Chad’s New Last Name - Ocho Cinco
August 13, 2008 at 9:29 am   |   Article by Paul Hickey   |  
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  |   When ESPN’s Suzy Kolber asked Cincy’s Chad Johnson how his surgically repaired ankle felt during Monday Night’s match-up with Green Bay - he said he was “85 percent.”
Chad has always had a crazy infatuation with his jersey number, because he has a crazy infatuation with himself.
Chad, who nicknamed himself “Ocho Cinco” last year - which means “8″ and “5″ in Spanish (it doesn’t even mean “85″), has now officially lost his mind.
He has announced that he will legally change his last name to “Ocho Cinco.”
If this comes to fruition, it will be the most ridiculous thing we’ve seen happen this year. But the mere mention of the possibility on his part, deserves a solid “He-Man” from us.




