Marshall: I Can Do Everything But Wipe Myself…
June 16, 2008 at 9:24 am | Article by Paul Hickey |
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Okay, this may be a little bit out of character for us, but we do appreciate “potty humor” here at No-Offseason.com, and this is relevant for fantasy owners, of course.
According to Sirius NFL Radio, Broncos wide receiver Brandon Marshall told media that he can do everything with his injured right arm but wipe himself. He then added that was a bit inappropriate to say.
Marshall’s health appears to be on the up and up, so fantasy owners should expect that he will now be ready for training camp, despite our earlier reports. We hope for his hygiene’s sake that his arm continues to heal quickly.
Marshall’s injury stemmed from a living room wrestling match in which he slipped on a McDonald’s bag and put his arm through a TV. The “wiping” thing only makes this weirder.
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